Me versus My Mind

So here is just a snippet of my mind when left to its own devices. First I must let you in on a secret. Sometimes in the middle of the day, when I am feeling particularly exhausted, I reach for a spoonful (or two) of my homemade hot fudge. Which like all drugs does the trick for a bit but ultimately, of course, then makes me feel worse.

So today when the thought crossed my mind I said "No, self. Have a piece of fruit instead."

A banana caught my eye and before I could stop it my mind said, "Wouldn't that banana be good with some hot fudge on it?"

I can't compete with that kind of devious genius.